just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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