I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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