Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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