chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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