I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You've changed since you got that strap on
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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