i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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