everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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