just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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