He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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