This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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