He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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