Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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