dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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