Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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