THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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