North Korea, Best Korea!
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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