Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I am mentally ready for anal.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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