there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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