Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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