It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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