That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
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Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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