So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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