just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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