I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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