Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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