You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
...so i touched it.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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