I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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