Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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