Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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