He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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