id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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