By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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