You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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