Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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