I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
