hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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