I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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