doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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