i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
he quoted the bible to break up with me
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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