I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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