the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
