So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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