Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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