Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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