I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
do nipples grow back?
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