I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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