Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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