Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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