i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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