this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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