then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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