so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
