Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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