so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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